"PROMETHEUS" PROVES RIDLEY SCOTT IS LOST IN SPACE

The name Ridley Scott is synonymous with lowered expectations.  No other filmmaker has achieved more success, or is more respected, despite directing some of the shittiest mainstream movies of the last thirty years.  The past decade in particular, has not been kind to the prolific septuagenarian, who’s fumbled around in every genre except the one that jump-started his career. 

THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH!

Whether you like it or not, zombies are here to stay.  They’ve overwhelmed our pop-culture, lurching (sometimes sprinting) inexorably into our movies, TV shows, comic-books and video games.  AMC’s The Walking Dead, based on Robert Kirkman’s long running Image comic series, is a ratings juggernaut.  A blockbuster adaptation of Max Brooks’ bestselling World War Z , starring Brad Pitt, is set for release next summer.  With a new game in stores and a fifth film on the way, the Resident Evil franchise is alive across multiple platforms, and shows no sign of stumbling.  But a recent string of disturbingly gruesome real-life incidents has some people wondering if an actual Zombie Apocalypse is just on the horizon.

RAY BRADBURY, FROM THE HEART

Ray Bradbury 1922-2012

The blazing globe we orbit, that celestial source of light we call The Sun, has dimmed today.  Here on earth.  There, on Mars.  Across the stars.  Ray Bradbury, the incomparable author has passed away.  He was 91 years young, lived a full life and brought immeasurable joy to millions of readers.  Bradbury is best known for sci-fi classics like Fahrenheit 451, The Martian Chronicles and hundreds of short stories.  Although it’s set in a dystopian future, where books are banned and burned, Fahrenheit 451 doesn’t reflect the optimism that colours most of his work.  No other 20^th Century author captured the joy of childhood, the melancholy of adolescence and the wonder of the universe like Bradbury did.

"BEFORE WATCHMEN" IS BEYOND REASON

DC Comics is doing the unthinkable.  This week they’re launching Before Watchmen, a multi-issue prequel to the seminal superhero comic-book by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons.  It’s comprised of seven separate miniseries and a one-shot epilogue, and will unfold over the next thirty-five weeks.   DC has assembled a formidable team of talent to tackle the project, including writers Darwyn Cooke and J. Michael Straczynski , and superstar artist Adam Hughes.  These guys are among the best in the business, but that doesn’t change the fact that Before Watchmen is ill-conceived and utterly blasphemous.

A CALL TO ACTION: GEEK ZERO CHATS WITH THE CREATOR OF “THE EXPENDABLES 2” FAN-TRAILER.

With The Avengers currently lighting up the global box-office and The Dark Knight Rises poised to invade theatres, you’ve got to wonder were all the action movies aimed at men are?  Forgive me if I’m nonplussed by this decade-long fascination with superheroes.  I prefer my summer entertainment to feature car chases, endless ammunition and testosterone-fueled explosions.  As our Reagan-era icons reach retirement age, action movies have been hijacked by costumed ubermensch and low-rent Euro-thrillers.  Parkour has replaced bulging biceps and body-shrapnel.  A recent New York Times article by Adam Sternbergh chronicles the rise and fall of America’s greatest cultural export, lamenting a bygone era of guts, glory and distilled machismo.

But hope is on the horizon.  The Expendables 2, which drops in August, may be the bullet-riddled reprieve we’ve all been looking for.  Sylvester Stallone’s original film co-starred Jason Statham and a stellar supporting cast, including Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis in a much-ballyhooed, but all-too-brief cameo. While the sequel re-assembles the same red-blooded roster of forgotten action heroes, it also throws Jean-Claude Van Damme and Chuck “Fucking” Norris into the fray.

A few weeks ago, a fan-made trailer for The Expendables 2 kicked up a stir across the web.  It was created by Garrison Dean, and presents a refreshingly gung-ho point of view.  Schwarzenegger himself says the insanely jingoistic trailer “is without a doubt the best fan video I've seen.”.  The Governator even goes so far as to suggest it should be the official trailer for the film.  I couldn’t agree more.  I recently traded punches with Garrison Dean, who currently works at an ad agency in Kansas City.  We chatted about his creative sensibilities, his career aspirations, Michael Bay and the sad state of American action movies.

"RANGO" REVEALS THE REAL GORE VERBINSKI

Gore Verbinski is a filmmaker I’ve never given much consideration.  Until I screened Rango, his Oscar-winning animated Western featuring the neurotic vocal styling of Johnny Depp, I regarded him as little more than a high-priced director-for-hire.  Say what you will about his bloated (but successful) Pirates Of The Caribbean trilogy, his deft touch was sorely missing from Captain Jack’s most recent adventure.  There’s no doubt Verbinski has the ability to marshal a massive, special-effects laden production.  But what else is he capable of?  Quite a lot, it would seem.  And it’s Rango that snaps his entire filmography into perspective. 

"STAR TREK / DOCTOR WHO" CROSSOVER A CREATIVE BLACK HOLE

Crossovers have been a comic book industry staple for decades.  There’s nothing terribly objectionable about in-house mergers, like Marvel’s Avengers Vs. X-Men, which currently sits atop sales charts.  After all, Captain America and Wolverine exist in the same continuity, and have interacted countless times before.  Even a title as blatantly money-grabbing as Dark Horse’s original Aliens Vs. Predator has some appeal.  There is some gratification to be had from seeing these two formidable extra-terrestrial species throw down in a Darwinian battle of gnashing teeth and slashing blades; although subsequent instalments, including two big-screen flops, have fallen prey to the law of diminishing returns.  These pulpy fusions certainly have a time and a place, but the launch this week of IDW’s Star Trek: TNG / Doctor Who crossover, smacks of pandering fan-fiction.