'ONLY GOD FORGIVES', FANBOYS DON'T

The first time Danish director Nicolas Winding Refn teamed with former Mouseketeer Ryan Gosling, the result was Drive, a retro Getaway flick that tightroped between bursts of ultraviolence and blasts of sonic pop.  Their latest collaboration, Only God Forgives, couldn’t be more different, and certainly won’t inspire the devotion of scorpion jacketed cosplayers.  

Refn has made a career out of crime.  He directed an entire trilogy about Scandinavian drug dealers (Pusher), and plumbed the depths of recidivism in Bronson.  With the exception of Valhalla Rising, his one-eyed Viking picture, Refn has cultivated a morbid fascination with sociopaths, but has never come close to revealing what actually makes them tick.  Until now.

GET YOUR ANGST OUT OF MY ACTION

Everything old is new again.  Remakes, reboots and throwbacks proliferate the pop-culture wasteland with alarming intensity.  Every 80s icon you ever loved (even the ones you hated) are back in a big way. 

Retreads aren’t anything new.  Hollywood has always been notoriously risk-averse, more willing to bank on name-recognition than on an unknown original.  Nostalgia careens headlong into cynicism whenever another revival is announced.  The Expendables, for example, was simultaneously the best and the worst thing ever mainlined into multiplexes.  The easiest thing in the world to sell, but ultimately less than the sum of its parts.   

'THE LONE RANGER' RIDES AGAIN, ENTERTAINS, FLOPS

It should have been a sure thing.  A grand-scale Western, based on an enduring pop-culture icon, starring one of the most bankable movie-stars of the modern age. 

But The Lone Ranger flopped.

The flick will likely finish its box-office run limping to less than $100 million domestically.  Which is nightmarish in this era of billion-dollar worldwide grosses. It’s certainly bloated, and overwrought, and unsettlingly violent -- especially for a PG-13 Disney family film starring Johnny Depp.  But not so much for a Jerry Bruckheimer production. 

Despite being DOA, The Lone Ranger is one of the most purely entertaining movies of the summer.

GEEK ZERO Podcast – March 8, 2013

Justin & Justin drop BIG Justice League movie news!  We also discuss… new trailers for IRON MAN 3 and THE HANGOVER – PART III.  Casting News.  And what we’ve been watching this week.

UP, UP AND AWAY!

GEEK ZERO Podcast - March 1, 2012

Justin & Justin are back with their Oscar recap. Plus Dark Skies, Wreck-It Ralph, Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome and Weekly Hollywood Casting News.


EXCELSIOR!

GEEK ZERO Podcast - Feb 22, 2013

This week Justin & Justin discuss Sony's PlayStation 4 announcement, Green Lantern comics, Hollywood Casting News, Side Effects, The Dictator and Oscar Predictions.

GERONIMO!

GEEK ZERO Podcast - Feb 8, 2013

On this week's show Justin & Justin discuss Super Bowl Movie Trailers.  Smashing Marvel Movie News.  Star Wars Spin-Offs.  The return of The Walking and Community.  And we hail 2013 the year of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

INTO THE BREACH!